teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
oranguin: how come some ships are so big that they’re practically cruise liners and then here’s me with my otp like row row row your boat gently down the stream painfully painfully painfully painfully why don’t people fucking ship this
person: what's your favorite season?
me: probably season 5
me: oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad
murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
mood: plastic bag
mycroft: an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
agayboy: did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
fagsindubai: i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that
pwnedepicfail: that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.